While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times; not realising he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers […]

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Y’ello! Please note that your MTN BlackBerry BBC service will be renewed on Sun 01:27 PM, 25 Dec 2011 and N1500.0 will be deducted from your account.Ignore this message to renew, or text NO to 21600 to cancel the service. Thank you!

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ATTENTION PLEASE:DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS:D THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIAN BOYFRIENDS (NANBS) IS FROM TODAY EMBARKING ON A 10 DAY WARNING STRIKE 2 PROTEST THE HUGE BUDGET LADIES HAVE PRESENTED TO MEMBERS FOR JUST XMAS. THIS WAS CONTAINED IN A COMMUNIQUE ISSUED AT THE END OF THE JUST CONCLUDED EMERGENCY MEETING. NOTE THIS STRIKE IS […]

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Turn your phone upside down HCΠW OS Π 3ΔO7 send 2 all ur friends u love, even me! God bless and Merry Christmas in advance

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Please do you know where I can get fairly used chicken Fǿя̩̥̊ this xmas

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Let’s say 4 instance when you update your FB status saying *Thank God my salary and all allowances plus Xmas bonus has been paid* then you receive a notification showing that your Landlord likes your status? Wot wud ў☺ΰ do???

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…News Panorama..Friday:23/12/11. **Appeal Court sacks Uba, Ekwunife, orders fresh polls* **INEC recruits 11,000 adhoc staff for Adamawa guber poll* **LASU students get payment deadline extension* **Okene robbery: Banks now close by 1p.m* **Explosions rock Yobe, again, 4 dead* **Man,84 crushed to death, as another dies in inferno* **No more ear-rings for Eagles -Keshi orders* **Fuel […]

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What Makes You Happy? Everybody wants to be happy. But few people actually define for themselves what truly makes them happy. Interesting, isn’t it? We all want things. But often what we think we want is not really it at all. What are the things that make you happy? Power? Recognition? Fame? Freedom? Fortune? Love? […]

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What Makes You Happy? Everybody wants to be happy. But few people actually define for themselves what truly makes them happy. Interesting, isn’t it? We all want things. But often what we think we want is not really it at all. What are the things that make you happy? Power? Recognition? Fame? Freedom? Fortune? Love? […]

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I no want big BROS to visit me this DEC ooo na joke oooo

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